if anyone ever tells you to man up, just knock them unconscious and as they lie motionless of the ground, lean over them and whisper
pete wentz knows everyone i swear i bet he has obama on speed dial
smack that ass from 8 feet away
*puts on lifejacket* i am ready for intercourse
Today @joshuadun heard me call someone else my “best friend”. Now he refuses to play Mario kart.
Fun. live in Rome 2013